About

Welcome to the blog of Mark Baron, also know as Woeg, the Woegman, or any infinite variations thereof. Before you ask – it means Worshipper Of Espresso Gods – Yes it’s silly, but so am I.

See? Totally silly.

See? Totally silly.

In no particular order, I am a writer, poet, father, husband, history geek, coffee enthusiast, mead maker (and drinker!), graphic designer, technical illustrator, system engineer, gamer (tabletop and video), and reading addict. I’ve had a few poems published in small presses, a few short stories that have won a few low level contests.

But I’ve been a slacker. I haven’t really written much in years, and I’ve all but abandoned several projects that continue to haunt me in my sleep. I really need to get back on my writing game, so that is the intent of this blog. To write something, every day. At least 350 words a day. A lot of it will be flash fiction or poetry. Some of it will be thoughts on life and what’s happening in mine. Some will be writing tips that I’ve gleaned from years of reading, study, and writing.

Regardless, I hope that you, my dear visitor, find something useful here.

Last, I should give fair warning. Parts of this blog will be not safe for work (NSFW), adult content (AC), and contain mild to significant swearing (no clever acronym, just be warned).  I will try to mark the more risque elements appropriately, but be warned, this page is not, in general, intended for audiences that would take offense by such things or have their innocence in any way shattered.

Now, go forth and read!

 

Addendum:

I was asked to fill out a bio for another blogger, who may include some of my thoughts in a book about the joy of writing. This, in turn, brought me joy. I thought I’d post the answers here.

Mark Ross Baron, 38, Middle Georgia, USA

What does writing mean to you?
Writing, to me, means the use of words to weave a tapestry in the mind, to take a string of syllables and turn them from a mere form of communication into a change to glimpse the nature of the human mind, spirit, identity. Writing, to me, is making love to human nature with the most powerful tool that nature has ever given us.

What do you write?
Everything. Humor, satire, sadness, happiness, anger, regret, hope, horror, peacefulness, hatred, pity, pride. I try not to pigeon-hole myself into any set genre, though I can’t deny that I have a strong leaning towards fantasy and soft science fiction. Still, sometimes it’s horror that calls to me. Or romance. Or just plain life…ha! Is there any such thing as a plain life?

Where do you find inspiration?
Everywhere. From the books I read, the movies and shows I watch, the conversations I have. From watching my children play and grow and learn. From wallowing in the past, and reveling in the future. From poetry. Good poetry. From friends and family. From life, really.

When did you first fall in love with writing?
When I was around 8 years old. I was a ridiculously advanced reader; I read at a high school level at around the middle of second grade. I devoured books like the sun-parched sands of the desert devour a precious drop of rain. SO many books. Eventually, I realized that I wasn’t content with just reading them. I wanted to write them. BOOM! Instant love affair, that continues to this day. I won’t say that it doesn’t wax and wane. All things do in life. But it has remained constant for thirty years now.

How important is your writing space (if you have one)?
Eh, not very. I live in a house with a wife, four children, a dog, a cat, and so many friends that are over so often they may as well live there too. I really don’t have the luxury of a writing space, so I’ve learned to be able to write wherever I have to. Right now, I’m answering this from my little laptop on my living room couch, a bottle of mead beside me. Tomorrow, I may write from the comfort of bed, or the cramped cubicle of my day job. Learning to write anywhere is something I think all writers should do. In the words of Henry David Thoreau: “Write while the heat is in you. The writer who postpones the recording of his thoughts uses an iron which has cooled to burn a hole with. He cannot inflame the minds of his audience.” Hard to do that when you can only write in a certain place or at a certain time.

What’s the best writing advice you’ve been given?
Give yourself permission to suck. Understand and accept that you are going to write crap sometimes, maybe every time, for your first draft. Accept that it’s ok. Embrace that it’s ok. The important thing is getting it down and getting it out. You can worry about editing it up to look pretty later. Even the prettiest diamond started out as one ugly hunk of rock.

What’s the first piece of writing advice you’d give someone?
Do it for you. Don’t do it for anyone else. Don’t do it because you think you’ll make a kajillion dollars or because people tell you that you should do it. Do it because you want to, need to. Do it because you feel driven to share your mind with everyone and no one at the same time. But do it for you, or you’ll never get around to finishing anything.

Why should people write?
Because writing is the only thing that makes us human. Other animals sing. Other animals use tools. Other animals have strict social structures and strange customs and rituals. Other animals have sex for pleasure and not just reproduction. Only humans write, though. Only humans tell our stories in a way that they can be preserved conceivably forever. Write because you’re human.

Writing is . . . (start each sentence with ‘writing is’)
Writing is fun. Writing is hell. Writing is stress-relief. Writing is stressful. Writing is happiness. Writing is sadness. Writing is commitment. Writing is procrastinating. Writing is anything you want it to be. Writing is human.

I write because . . . (start each sentence with ‘I write because’)
I write because I’m a mean, pissy bastard when I don’t. I write because I love to tell stories. I write because it drives me crazy, the crap they put on TV. I write because it drives me crazy, how much better that guy told that story than I did. I write because I think I’m pretty good at it. I write because I need to. I write because if I didn’t, I wouldn’t like myself as much.

What is the best thing about writing?
Finishing something. Even a first draft. God, it’s the best feeling in the world. The only thing second to it is the feeling of knowing you’ve written something good. Something people are going to like, to read, to share. To touch a conceivably infinite number of live with a few short words scattered on a page. How amazing is that?

Why do you love writing?
I love writing because I love life. The two are synonymous to me.

 

woegman

45 comments

  1. I can’t believe I didn’t read this page sooner. I saved it so I can read it again later. I love the advice, “do it for you”. I will definitely be referring back to this. Thanks for sharing you.

      1. And another thing…. It’s obvious you write because it lives and breathes inside of you…. Not for the merit.

        1. I think I write because if I don’t, all the words will jumble up and come spilling out of me in a gush of horrid, icky, blended madness. Someone might even mistake me for…*shudders* a politician. ;)

  2. Reading this *almost* motivated me to work on my novel again. Then I remembered I have to be at a baseball tournament in less than 2 hours. Sigh. Maybe tomorrow. ;)

  3. I love coffee but not just any coffee. Right now Seattles Best. Coffee is not just coffee, just as a cigar is not a cigar.
    I love espresso over the years I have noticed my taste have changed.
    At one time it was Folgers black silk then one morning it just did nothing.
    So I am searching for the one.
    Thank you. I tried to like but would not let me I do understand .

    1. Welcome, and thank you! I always welcome a fellow aficionado of the bean. My absolute favorite is Jamaican Blue Mountain – if only it weren’t so god awfully expensive! Still, it makes the most blissful cup of coffee I’ve ever had. Like you, I’ve strayed from espresso, but I still like it from time to time. :)

  4. Hi Mark, thanks for stopping by.

    I’m giving serious thought to trying to join your Trope-tastic Thursday challenges. You’ve got an entertaining blog and we share similar demographics, which gives me that extra nudge to participate. Always nice to meet a fellow short story writer.

    1. I’d love to have you jump in the challenges, my friend! Tropes can be a great way to learn about and understand better the various tools of fiction. I hope to read your stories soon! :)

      1. Right!?! I thought about emailing him too but didn’t want to be overly intrusive. :) That fact that the account is still active gives me hope that he’ll be back.

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